reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

(via hazelpelt)


ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

Source / More Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

SourceMore Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

(via thatonewannabechef)


me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

officialunitedstates:

friendly reminder that you’re not allowed to be stressed out about anything in school until you’re a junior in high school

*senior

(via sootwhisker)


becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

(via cryena)


tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

(via cryena)


deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

(via pleaseeatmorepizza)


tastefullyoffensive:

Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”

(via thatonewannabechef)


Q
what's your favorite movie?
A

That’s such a hard question xD I really enjoyed ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, but ‘Inception’ is probably my favorite movie >__>


Q
what's your favorite song?
A

Right now it’s the song ‘Honest’ by Band of Skulls, you should give it a listen :3


daisielight:

map-ofthe-problematique:

map-ofthe-problematique:

Its done!
Brightheart. She’s one of my favorite characters and I’ve always wanted to draw her I just didn’t have the skill. So here she is, my beautiful warrior. She deserves all the happiness in the world.

#gIMME THIS PLSSS I WANNA HANG THIS ON MY FACE (via daisielight) 
I’m sorry this tag just made me laugh really hard thank you ;.;

iM LAUGHING I DIDNT EXPECT U TO SEE THAT
i LOVE YOUR ART THO ITS GR8 PLS KEEP POSTING SO I CAN WRITE MORE EXCITED THINGS IN THE TAGS

daisielight:

map-ofthe-problematique:

map-ofthe-problematique:

Its done!

Brightheart. She’s one of my favorite characters and I’ve always wanted to draw her I just didn’t have the skill. So here she is, my beautiful warrior. She deserves all the happiness in the world.

#gIMME THIS PLSSS I WANNA HANG THIS ON MY FACE (via daisielight

I’m sorry this tag just made me laugh really hard thank you ;.;

iM LAUGHING I DIDNT EXPECT U TO SEE THAT

i LOVE YOUR ART THO ITS GR8 PLS KEEP POSTING SO I CAN WRITE MORE EXCITED THINGS IN THE TAGS


onefitmodel:

sica49:

"Rahm Emanuel is not caring about our schools; he is not caring about our safety. He only cares about his kids. He only care about what he needs. He do not care about nobody else but himself.

He let Barbara Byrd-Bennett, a woman that’s from Detroit who don’t even know the streets of Chicago where I’m from, come in and close these schools.” [x]

Look at the passion y’all!!!

Teach the babies that their words matter yess

HIS MUMMA IN THE BACKGROUND LOOK HOW PROUD SHE IS THIS GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS

(via thatonewannabechef)


psych2go:

For more posts like these, go psych2go. For our mission page, go here

(via thatonewannabechef)


hollowweiners:

If you don’t know what a real lion’s roar sounds like, here you go

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technicolorchameleons:

I didnt want to post this at first for ~reasons~ but here you go anyway! art block doodle.

technicolorchameleons:

I didnt want to post this at first for ~reasons~ but here you go anyway! art block doodle.

(via pubert-is-real)